It's true.  A billion Chinese want to be a Disney.  At least that what our web site stats show.  For a country of ox-pulling, beating clothes on a rock in a riverbed, peasants, they sure have a lot of computers.  The popularity of our domain is one of the large factors that we have so many foreign visitors. 

So, to all of our yellow friends from the East, "歡迎到最佳的家庭網站，在最佳的國家，在上帝的綠土上。  阻塞黃牛，下來坐樹樁，撲打飛行，并且享用我們美妙的網站。" (Welcome to the best family web site, in the best country, on God's green earth.  Tie up the ox, sit down on the stump, swat the flies, and enjoy our wonderful web site.).